Friday, March 8, 2013
Kaylee looked at me sweetly and said "Oh mommy, you're not lazy."
My husband burst out laughing and said "Child, you might want to run."
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
One day Kaylee and were driving and we hit unexpected traffic. It wasn't a weekend, and we weren't near a mall or a red light, and there didn't appear to be a wreck or construction so I was puzzled about why we were just sitting. Finally Kaylee said "Mom, why are we just sitting here?" I told her "well, there are cars in front of us, I can't just climb over them" and she said "well there's no one on the sidewalk, and you're in a truck." So I asked her "Who have you seen drive on the sidewalk?!?!?!" and she responded "no one, I came up with it all by myself."
My child is never getting her license. Ever.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Kaylee: "Hi! My name is Kaylee, what's you're name?"
Girl: "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers"
Kaylee: "But you're talking to me to tell me you're not allowed to talk to strangers..."
Girl: "I'm not talking to you! You're talking to me!!!"
It continued to escalate until Kaylee said "I'm going to go tell your mom! I saw you come in with her, I know which one she is!!!!"
If I hadn't decided it was time for Kaylee to leave, she probably would have too. I really should have split them up sooner, but every time I opened my mouth to say "Kaylee let's go" I just burst out laughing.
Friday, January 25, 2013
Kaylee: "I thought we were going to the Dollar Tree"
Me: "This IS the Dollar Tree"
Kaylee: "Huh. This looks nothing like a tree."
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Kaylee: "The girl in this song is kind of crazy huh?"
Me: "Yeah, but being in love with a boy will do that to a girl."
Kaylee: "So is Daddy the reason you're crazy?"
Monday, January 21, 2013
Then Kaylee says "Mom, if there's nothing good on the radio maybe you should just turn it off."
Me: "What are you talking about, this is a GOOD song!"
Kaylee: "Mom, this song sounds like vomit."
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Here are a couple of one liners from Kaylee:
"Mom, why are you talking to me like I'm still a little kid or something?"
To her karate instructor "I like milk but mommy can't drink it because it makes her poop."
And this one is more than one line, but I'll post it anyways...
"If you have another baby and its a girl you should let me name her. We could call her Sugar Plum. That's a good name."