Eat Your Vegetables

The other night my husband and I were explaining to Kaylee how important it is to eat healthy foods. I said jokingly to Kaylee "You should really eat your vegetables, because if you don't you'll grow up to be short, fat, and lazy like Mommy."

Kaylee looked at me sweetly and said "Oh mommy, you're not lazy."

My husband burst out laughing and said "Child, you might want to run."

The Left One

Tonight during dinner Kaylee began coughing after taking a bite of food. After my husband gave her a drink to clear her throat she tells us that what she was chewing must have not gone down the right pipe. "It must have gone down the left one," she says.