I'm Not Allowed to Talk to Strangers

So I took my daughter out for breakfast at a local fast food place with an indoor playground. She was playing on the playground for about half an hour and no other kids had showed up so we were getting ready to give up and leave, when finally another little girl came in. Kaylee was so excited...until she tried to talk to the other girl. This is the conversation they had.

Kaylee: "Hi! My name is Kaylee, what's you're name?"

Girl: "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers"

Kaylee: "But you're talking to me to tell me you're not allowed to talk to strangers..."

Girl: "I'm not talking to you! You're talking to me!!!"

It continued to escalate until Kaylee said "I'm going to go tell your mom! I saw you come in with her, I know which one she is!!!!"

If I hadn't decided it was time for Kaylee to leave, she probably would have too. I really should have split them up sooner, but every time I opened my mouth to say "Kaylee let's go" I just burst out laughing.

The Dollar Tree

I told Kaylee we were going to the Dollar Tree to pick up a few things for a party. When we got there this is what happened.

Kaylee: "I thought we were going to the Dollar Tree"

Me: "This IS the Dollar Tree"

Kaylee: "Huh. This looks nothing like a tree."

Me: ::facepalm::

Boys Make Girls Crazy

So on the way home Kaylee has been listening to me play the song "Better dig two" by the Band Perry over, and over, and over again. After we'd listened to it at least three times the conversation below happened.

Kaylee: "The girl in this song is kind of crazy huh?"

Me: "Yeah, but being in love with a boy will do that to a girl."

Kaylee: "So is Daddy the reason you're crazy?"

Me: "Yup."

That Song Sounds Like Vomit

We were driving home this evening when I turned on "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer."

Then Kaylee says "Mom, if there's nothing good on the radio maybe you should just turn it off."

Me: "What are you talking about, this is a GOOD song!"

Kaylee: "Mom, this song sounds like vomit."

One Liners

Here are a couple of one liners from Kaylee:
"Mom, why are you talking to me like I'm still a little kid or something?"

To her karate instructor "I like milk but mommy can't drink it because it makes her poop."

And this one is more than one line, but I'll post it anyways...
"If you have another baby and its a girl you should let me name her. We could call her Sugar Plum. That's a good name."